Me- Eew, what are you doing?
Adam- Uum, kissing you?
Me-Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen. You're all sick and mucous-y and gross.
Adam- But I'm extra warm, that's a plus right?
Me- I like warmth, not germs.
Adam- We could do this without any kissing?
Me- Hmm, maybe...no wait...Does jizz have germs?
Me- I mean, it must have germs. That's how STD's work, right? But does it have cold germs? Like spit and snot? Or is it somehow immune?
Adam- I...don't...think so..?
Me- Research that and get back to me.
Hope your Valentine's Day was super romantic too!
Birds get away with everything.
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