-Oh, you girls look so cute! Go stand in front of the Christmas tree for a minute so I can take your picture.
-Please? Just for a second.
-Do it and I'll give you ice cream?
-Look over here.
-Hi, Eden! Look at Mommy, Baby! Moochie, Moochie! BABABABABA, wheeeehooo! (blow raspberry) say cheese!
-No, just hold still for one second, please?
-Thumb out of your mouth.
-Come on, please?
-Get your fingers out of her nose!
-Please stop crying?
-Look! Look! See the pretty bell?
-Santa's not bringing any presents unless you quit whining!
-Ah, Fuck it.
Merry Christmas to All!
Shit, how do I turn it right side up?
Meh, you get the idea.